Shrek 1 - Muffin Man

Characters: Gingerbread Man, Lord Farquaad, Guard, Mirror, Thelonius

Script

1. 01 Gingerbread Man Gingerbread man: *drowning sounds* 0.3s
2. 02 Lord Farquaad Lord Farquaad: That's enough! He's ready to talk. 3.6s
3. 03 Gingerbread Man Gingerbread man: *choking and coughing* 6.6s
4. 04 Lord Farquaad Lord Farquaad: *laughing* 10.5s
5. 05 Lord Farquaad Lord Farquaad: AHEM! 15.8s
6. 06 Lord Farquaad Lord Farquaad: Run run run, as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man! 19.4s
7. 07 Gingerbread Man Gingerbread man: You're a monster! 25.7s
8. 08 Lord Farquaad Lord Farquaad: I'm not a monster here - you are! 27.1s
9. 09 Lord Farquaad Lord Farquaad: You and the rest of that fairytale trash poisoning my perfect world. 29.4s
10. 10 Lord Farquaad Lord Farquaad: Now tell me, WHERE ARE THE OTHERS? 34.1s
11. 11 Gingerbread Man Gingerbread man: EAT ME! *spits* 35.6s
12. 12 Lord Farquaad Lord Farquaad: NARGH! 36.9s
13. 13 Lord Farquaad Lord Farquaad: I've tried to be fair to you creatures, now my patience has REACHED ITS END! Tell me or I'll...! 38.2s
14. 14 Gingerbread Man Gingerbread man: NOOO, not the buttons...not my gumdrop ...buttons. 44.8s
15. 15 Lord Farquaad Lord Farquaad: ALRIGHT THEN, who's hiding them? 48.1s
16. 16 Gingerbread Man Gingerbread man: Okay, I'll tell you...do you know the muffin man? 50.4s
17. 17 Lord Farquaad Lord Farquaad: The muffin man? 55.3s
18. 18 Gingerbread Man Gingerbread man: The muffin man 56.4s
19. 19 Lord Farquaad Lord Farquaad: Yes...I know the muffin man, who lives on Drury Lane? 57.7s
20. 20 Gingerbread Man Gingerbread man: Well, she's married to the muffin man. 61.2s
21. 21 Lord Farquaad Lord Farquaad: The muffin man?! 64.8s
22. 22 Gingerbread Man Gingerbread man: THE MUFFIN MAN! 65.7s
23. 23 Lord Farquaad Lord Farquaad: She's married to the muffin man... 67.1s
24. 24 Lord Farquaad Lord Farquaad: *gasp* 69.5s
25. 25 Gingerbread Man Gingerbread man: *gasp* 69.7s
26. 26 Guard Guard: My lord! We found it. 70.0s
27. 27 Lord Farquaad Lord Farquaad: Then what are you waiting for? Bring it in. 72.1s
28. 28 Guard Guard: *grunting* 75.0s
29. 29 Guard Guards: *gasping in awe* 86.3s
30. 30 Gingerbread Man Gingerbread Man: *gasping in awe* 87.6s
31. 31 Lord Farquaad Lord Farquaad: Magic mirror... 89.7s
32. 32 Gingerbread Man Gingerbread Man: Don't tell him anything! NOOO! 91.4s
33. 33 Lord Farquaad Lord Farquaad: *grunts* 93.9s
34. 34 Gingerbread Man Gingerbread Man: Owww! 95.7s
35. 35 Lord Farquaad Lord Farquaad: Evening...Mirror, mirror on the wall, is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all? 97.4s
36. 36 Mirror Mirror: Well, technically you're not a king. 105.3s
37. 37 Lord Farquaad Lord Farquaad: Uh, Thelonius. 108.1s
38. 38 Lord Farquaad Lord Farquaad: You were saying? 111.3s
39. 39 Mirror Mirror: What I mean is uh...you're not a king yet, ha! 112.3s
40. 40 Mirror Mirror: But-But you can become one. All you have to do is marry a princess. 114.9s
41. 41 Lord Farquaad Lord Farquaad: Go on... 119.4s
42. 42 Mirror Mirror: Ha...SO, just sit back and relax, my lord, because it's time for you to meet today's eligible bachelorettes. And hereee they are! 121.0s
43. 43 Mirror Mirror: Bachelorette number one is a mentally abused shut-in from a kingdom far, far away. She likes sushi and hot tubbing anytime. Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for her two evil sisters. Please welcome Cinderella! 133.4s
44. 44 Mirror Mirror: Bachelorette number two is a cape-wearing girl from the land of fancy. Although she lives with seven other men, she's not easy. Just kiss her dead, frozen lips find out what a live wire she is. Come on. Give it up for Snooow White! 147.4s
45. 45 Mirror Mirror: And last, but certainly not least, bachelorette number three is a fiery redhead from a dragon-guarded castle surrounded by hot boiling lava! But don't let that cool you off. She's a loaded pistol who likes pina coladas and getting caught in the rain. Yours for the rescuing, Princess Fiona! 161.6s
46. 46 Mirror Mirror: So, will it be bachelorette number one, bachelorette number two or bachelorette number three? 178.4s
47. 47 Guard Guards: Two! Two! Three! Three! Two! Two! Three! 184.4s
48. 48 Lord Farquaad Lord Farquaad: *mumbling* 185.4s
49. 49 Lord Farquaad Lord Farquaad: Three? One? NNGH Three? 188.1s
50. 50 Thelonius Thelonius: Three! Pick number three, my lord! 190.2s
51. 51 Lord Farquaad Lord Farquaad: O-Okay, okay, uh...number three! 192.7s
52. 52 Mirror Mirror: Lord Farquaad, you've chosen Princess Fiona. 196.1s
53. 53 Guard Guards: *cheering* 200.9s
54. 54 Thelonius Thelonius: *laughing and clapping* 204.3s
55. 55 Lord Farquaad Lord Farquaad: Princess...Fiona. She's perfect. All I have to do is just find someone who can go... 205.6s
56. 56 Mirror Mirror: But I probably should mention the little thing that happens at night. 212.5s
57. 57 Lord Farquaad Lord Farquaad: I'll do it! 215.6s
58. 58 Mirror Mirror: Yes, but after sunset... 216.3s
59. 59 Lord Farquaad Lord Farquaad: SILENCE! I will make this Princess Fiona my queen, and DuLoc will finally have... the perfect king! 217.6s
60. 60 Mirror Mirror: *gasps* 217.9s
61. 61 Lord Farquaad Lord Farquaad: Captain, assemble your finest men. We're going to have a tournament! 226.1s

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Recording tips

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